👉 How about "How much can my house really cost me? Is there a mortgage that will cover all those debts?" This is a phrase that's both humorous and frighteningly accurate at the same time, as the word 'mortgage' refers to a loan made by banks or credit unions, making it difficult for mortgagemakers to recoup their investments. However, imagine if they could calculate how much you'd have to pay in interest each year without your permission, which would be extremely frightening and unsettling.
